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Alabama Love Triangle

The fucked up romantic/sexual relationship between a brother, sister, and their other brother/sister or cousin.
The Finn family reunion was going to be an awkward affair because Sally and Billy Ray had recently broken up their Alabama Love Triangle with cousin Cletus.
by Key&Peele January 13, 2018
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Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!
The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!
by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019
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Alabama Soup Bowl

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, it involves defecating in the vagina of your partner, but instead it involves diarrhea in place of regular solid feces.
After eating that Mexican food, Ryan surprised Afton with an Alabama Soup Bowl.
by elspartaco February 22, 2011
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Alabama Snow Storm

The act of pouring cocaine into your girlfriends vagina and then having sex with her . The resulting concoction will resemble that of a snow storm.
Hey man, how was it last night? Man me and my girl had an Alabama Snow Storm.
by Death is fun December 7, 2018
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Alabama Fist Fest

the art of dilating ones anus, while a group of at least 3 flamboyantly dressed rugged men skillfully sliding their muscular fists (all at once) into the lucky participant's anus while blowing their party horns.
both figuratively and literally.
one guy: Hey man, I heard you had a crazy night yesterday, what happened? Why's Tim on a wheelchair??
second guy: You have no idea bro, we just came back from the gym when Tim brought up this fine bottle of quality vaseline, the rest of us dressed with Tuxidos and gave him the best Alabama Fist Fest ever!
by alabamaking March 28, 2017
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Alabama Tube Sock

When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.
I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018
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alabama door knocker

When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole
I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers
by The Butcherr July 2, 2016
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