air trumpet

A loud but musical breaking of wind, or fart.

Matt was adept at the air trumpet in the office... but the rest of his colleagues wished he wouldn't play it so much.

by GingerArch December 20, 2013

Soda air

The small distance between your mouth and the soda and you're like ready for the drink to hit ya mouth but all you get is soda air and a huge cough

I just chocked in my soda air

by Big furry penis March 4, 2019

Air Stair

When you walk up a stairway and trip on an imaginary stair

I was bringing pizza upstairs when I tripped on an air stair.

by ScienceFreak77 October 10, 2016

Air Knock

An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.

Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."

Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."

by Internet QA Group December 21, 2012

Air orgasm

When a person orgasms, moans, groans or grunts by feeling the air around them.

*moans*
Omg he just had an air orgasm

by I have a degree March 6, 2020

air rape

When someone starts air grinding against u and shaking thier bum like there is no tommorow and you have no clue what is happening and they blocked you with thier body.

Muniel rizvi air rapes eighth grade girls

by Yafavcatlady January 9, 2017

Air Pods

That shit that Apple made for the rich fuckers..?

Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.

Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?

by Eh.. whatever.. February 14, 2019