Afterism

(n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until it's too late

"D*mn why do I think of good comebacks after arguements. Stupid Afterism."

by Xx T N T xX June 28, 2004

Sunday afternoon

The internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been assigned for one's weekend. This includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests.

Larger projects are usually assigned over a weekend because of the "extra time" it gives students. This is amusing because students do not utilise this extra time, instead choosing to begin work on at the very end of the weekend.

In some cases, Sunday afternoon is better stated as Sunday evening.

See also the eleventh hour.

Geez, I hate my teacher. Can you believe she assigned us a 10 page paper on Friday? She knows no one's going to start until Sunday afternoon!

by Lady Chevalier November 6, 2005

AFDB

Aluminum Foil Deflector Beenie
(An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control) see also tinfoil hat

As I would be passing near Area 51, I went to WalMart and bought some Aluminum Foil with which to fashion an AFDB for all those in my car (including the pets).

by Bob "A" February 18, 2005

aftersplash

When you take a dump and water splashes up into your asshole.

Diem took a dump and felt the aftersplash.

by MR123 October 3, 2006

afterjiggle

The amount of time that a booty jiggles and shakes after being smacked with considerable force. Can also be used when referring to the intensity of the aforementioned jiggling.

Damn, that girl's ass had a 6 second afterjiggle!

by K.Smith January 25, 2008

afrosclerosis

a condition in which one's hair is so big that it prevents him or her from entering doorways or navigating other tight spaces.

Afrosclerosis is a serious condition that should not be made fun of. You can help by supporting research to find a cure.

by knob lock March 22, 2008

affhole

One of those douchey meatheads who regularly wears an Affliction t-shirt, True Religion jeans, and an Ed Hardy hat (apparel and brand are interchangeable) while driving a lifted Tapout truck. Also, any person who wears any article of clothing with stylized wings, snakes, or "a dragon raping a lion on a skateboard" (Bobby Bottleservice).

See that affhole? The Muscle Milk, eyebrow tweezers and spray-on tanner are for him....Next in line!

by super_hans March 1, 2010