Asians

Coming from a Dominican, East Asians are some of the coolest and most under-appreciated people of all time. *cough* KevJumba *cough*.

Here are some characteristics of MOST Asian people: smart, shy, hard-working, loyal, friendly, never reject people, never discriminate people, never complain,soft-spoken, trustworthy, obey rules, and most of all great to hang out with. Plus Asian girls are underrated when it comes to looks. And Asians also have great hair.

But Asian people, as perfect as they sound, also have some negatives. There are alot of Asian-Americans who have been spoiled by American and African-Americanculture and therefore have turned into your typical American: stupid, lazy, loud, arrogant, quick to reject etc.

Your typical Asians biggest flaw is their shyness and their social anxiety torwards non-Asians. My school is about 50% Asian and most of them barely talk at all unless it's to a teacher or another Asian. Once you get to know them though, they begin to lose their shyness and act normal just like all shy people.

There is a reason why Asians are taking over the world and it's because they worked hard for it.

by Witness92 July 25, 2009

Asian'd

v, tr.
To suddenly and inexplicably utilize an aspect of Asian online or pop culture in some area of the Internet or Undernet. Emoticons and Japanese terms/slang are without reason inserted into an online conversation, sometimes ruining the mood of the conversation.

John: "So I was talking to Mary today and I kept on stuttering"
Jimmy: "Awwww, that is soooo KAWAII"
John: "...wtf?"
Jimmy: "^^"
John: "signed off at 8:50:32 PM"
Jimmy: "Asian'd!"

by Jay Krank July 29, 2004

Asimanshi

Asimanshi is the combination of two person who have the best personalities named Asim and Himanshi.They are termed as the best couple in the world. Love between them is infinite.They respect,honour,care,support and defend each other.

Asimanshi is the best couple in the world.

by Ad star May 16, 2020

Cock Asian

A white person who sucks up to Asians. Examples - praising them for their philosophical and technological advancements, praising the coolness of their cartoons (anime), constant blabbering of how smart they are and how they're better than us at everything, trying to talk with an Asian accent, restricting a diet to only Asian quisine, having an obsessive need to learn every martial art on the planet, or such things. If they could, they'd suck an Asian's cock just to be like one.

Dude 1: Have you seen that Jackie Chan movie?
Dude 2: Yeah, it was awesome! I love all those Asian movies
Dude 1: They're alright...
Dude 2: They're the best! They kick the crap out of Americans
Dude 1: Huh? Are you saying they're better than us?
Dude 2: Heck yeah, bro
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Let's see, they got better looking women, better technology, better food, better stuff...
Dude 1: ...would you suck Jackie Chan's cock?
Dude 2: uhh... *thinks about it*
Dude 1: hahaha, you cock asian.

by Mark1816 December 14, 2008

Asian

The smartest race on earth.

All the whiz kids in my class are all Asians.

by Mi Pianist December 25, 2010

Asian

What's with all the bullshit about us not being able to drive? Have you been to Asia and seen all the drivers? Damn right Americans, we drive a hell of a lot better than you.

Jim : Who's that driving at 120 and still being able to stay on the road?

Bill : That's an Asian.

by Fuck life. Fuck you. March 1, 2011

asianizer

A man that dates only Asian women. A man that convinces Asian women to fall in love with him, even though he is seeing several other Asian women at the same time. Generally an asianizer is a non-asian man trying to dominate the "exotic" Asian women.

George only goes down to the sushi bar to pick up asian women, he's such an asianizer.

by bootclean March 10, 2011