stoner cult

If a stone can't talk or think then it can't physically have any racism, predudice, controversy, sexism, ect. Thusfore stones are the best known objects. REJECT HUMANITY BECOME A STONER

Dude: man humans suck I'm gonna get high
Stoner :don't be a stoner join the stoner cult

by The_real_SBG January 5, 2021

Stoners

People who live on Stone st in Wrightsville Beach, NC

These stoners went to Jimmy’s to grab a drink

by WBcrew June 29, 2023

Smurfit-Stoner

A person who becomes intoxicated from playing Smurf related games.

Did you see Tiffany's latest entry on Urban Dictionary? She is such a Smurfit-Stoner.

by its you June 20, 2013

The Stoner Shower

The "Stoner Shower" or "The Poor Man's Shower".

If you are smelly and poor, or have just smoked some danky dernals (MJ) you take a lil F-breezey, spray it in the air, and bathe underneath its refreshing and fragrant mist.

DEN YOU SMELL GOOD....ZANNNGG!!!

"Shit dude, we fucking stink like trizzlessss"
-"No worries we'll just take a stoner shower"(The Stoner Shower) shower"

by Riri Riddle Wang August 21, 2011

joey stoner

One of those neandretholic, tiny penis, scrotum licking, weed smoking, vape god plebs that can catch me outside.

Oh did you hear about that kid that ate gum off the ceiling?

ugh yea hes a total joey stoner

by MaxDude8902 June 7, 2017

stoner ears

When you are stoned and you can hear people from far away.

Last night, I could here the people from the other end of the building with my stoner ears.

by StonedLife October 28, 2015

stoner

You, most likely.

If you searched this up, you're probably a stoner just like me, high as fuck and seeing how many of these definitions apply to you.

by СукаБлять February 22, 2025