Matt Mahan

awesome,hot,loyal friend,great kisser,a sex god!!!!!!!! if u meet a matt he will rock your world he will become your best friend who you can trust with anything and can make you laugh wen u really need to but he is very fun and sometimes will space out and have no idea wat hes saying but no matter wat if u meet a matt and become his girlfriend u will be very lucky bc u will fall in love with him and so will he with you and u will be togerther forever

jennies sooo lucky shes dating matt mahan and they have ben dating for soo long

by jenniesdayout May 6, 2010

Matt

Matt is the type of kid that always has beef with you. He will hold everything against you. He is also a big pussy so don’t be intimidated.

This kid named Matt is a pussy.

by Matthewcleaver January 15, 2019

Matt

A man with the name Matt will question why other men will measure their dick size with the amount of pussy they can get. Virginity to Matt is great. Matt also loves the idea of depression and preaches about how we all will die one day so nothing we do matters in life.

Friend: Hey Matt lets go out today!

Matt: No I'm depressed today.

by Gonobleism May 31, 2018

Matt

Just gay

Matt sucked dick and loved it

by Meatball58 December 11, 2019

Matt groening’s

Something owned by Matt groening. Example: the simpsons, Futurama.

Person 1: Hey, did you see matt groening’s new series?

Person 2: Yes. I am a big fan

by maxsUDdefnitions June 10, 2021

matt fink

one who does nothing but play with tractors, absolutely loves chevys

stop playin wit that tractor dont be such a matt fink

by james fink January 3, 2010

Matt Dress

The black dress as worn in V for Vendetta.

The Matt Dress is a black dress as worn in V for Vendetta, black symbolic color of Matt.

by tank top Matt April 30, 2009