father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Fap Free February

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.

Hey dude are you participating in Fap Free February?

by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018

Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later

1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.

by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021

FAP

Someone who is a fat autistic princess

Omg did you see what tony just did lmfao? FAP!

by Bryan Rarber March 29, 2023

Fapping

Another way to say you or someone else is not sleeping

‘Listen bro I know I should be asleep…I was just busy fapping’

by CoqItcher July 21, 2022

Fem Fap

Schlicking or female masturbation, but with a catchy alliteration. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Males fap, females fem fap.

by 1stDMAN March 29, 2016

emote fapping

is when one or more people pull it out and look at emotes in fortnite and fap hard and enthusiastically enjoy the game

oh wow that emote fap session was so long it could have went on for decades or even some longer shit emote fapping

by Tartagliamoms December 21, 2021