Spreading the Dog

When someone bends over and there ass gets wider.

Andrew was spreading the dog when he dropped the cap.

by ALblondie96 February 13, 2022

dog poon

A bitch

Ashley acted like a dog poon yesterday.

by Kilykid July 6, 2018

Nerdy dog

the terminology used when a video game player reaches the apex of his or her frustration during an argument with another player.

Stfu Nerdy dog. Yeah, you're a nerdy dog.

by Type_Proto March 13, 2010

I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.

I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.

by Rokett March 27, 2023

dog

anyone who reads this is automatically a dog, no goin back!

dog

by igotaura June 17, 2025

slipping dog

Yoga pose performed while intoxicated that incorporates a wide stance.

Mia didn't need that last Jameson. She's in slipping dog pose at the end of the bar.

by Dave Kurkpatrique February 8, 2014

Dog

A small, rubbery toy used for desiring sexual amusement

Joe used the dog.

by WHAT IS A PSEUDONYM LOL October 28, 2022