n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"
(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:
"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
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Get the straight to face mug.Dead-face or dead-facing could lead to legal trouble in the sense of who owns another humans image after death? Especially a celebrity.
by Gouh aziko April 19, 2022
Get the Dead-face mug.A specific breed of Scottish person that has a big head but a small face, to the extent that it resembles a button that is sown onto a shirt.
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Get the Button Face mug.When you make eye contact with a stranger for more than 3 seconds and awkwardly smile or purse your lips, widen your eyes and raise your eyebrows then looks down or away.
Walked out of the show last night and awkwardly made eye contact with someone I didn’t know a bit too long and gave them the lizard look face.
Did that guy just give me the lizard look face? lol
Did that guy just give me the lizard look face? lol
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Damn man lucy aint even letting me take her to smashtown and bump uglies
Yeah man that bitch a double faced entendre
Yeah man that bitch a double faced entendre
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