Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of her face whilst screaming Batman references.
Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I had to preform a Two Face on her.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

whatever you have on your face that forms a triangle makes you gay. (ex: moles, pimples, beauty marks etc.)
by ma-sa lu boris December 23, 2024

by Maina Kabuki January 20, 2020

by Heez Ded Gym April 18, 2018

by Bumber Bork August 10, 2025

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021
