Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024

Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024

Face card

Face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful. Everyone can be subjectively beautiful and everyone has at least one person who will match with them in the world and finds them subjectively beautiful. But face card is when someone is both subjectively and objectively beautiful.

Eg: Angelina Jolie is not just a face card she is a face economy

by Dephazz85 March 30, 2024

Face card

A face so beautiful it can be used instead of a credit or debit card to pay for things.

Jennie Ruby Jane has an expensive face card that never declines.

by Jnkfan July 01, 2024

Face Dump

Sudden and projectile vomit from anything or anyone

My cat just took a "face dump" of hair and food on the living room floor.

by face dump September 13, 2009

Instagram face

It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.

I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.

by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024

face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.

Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.

by Skywalker1213 April 15, 2021