When a vagina warns you that you would not like it when it's angry, but you keep on goin at it, and next thing ya know........ It turns green and yells, "Pussy Smash!!!!!"
I was havin a good time with Kris, and they said don't make me angry with your jizz. Then, I hear, "PUSSY MAD!" Next thing ya know there's this big giant green Hulk Pussy rapped around my cock.
by FilZniK April 16, 2024
Get the hulk pussy mug.On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.
Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?
no
but its the 28th National pussy sending day
oh okay I forgot (sends)
no
but its the 28th National pussy sending day
oh okay I forgot (sends)
by laydim12 April 28, 2024
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The world's rarest type of vagina. An origami pussy is the definition of perfection.
It is the most aesthetically pleasing vagina to have the privilege of viewing, let alone entering. If you are fortunate enough to encounter one, you will need a super cock to be able to last more than 2 minutes.
They are tighter than most women's assholes, and wetter than their mouths.
In physical appearance, they are the opposite of roast beef curtains. Like origami, it is neatly folded, and tucked away into a perfect, pink little slit. They are waxed regularly, extremely well groomed, and have the best taste ever, regardless of where she is in her cycle.
If you have the chance to experience one, you will never let it go.
It is the most aesthetically pleasing vagina to have the privilege of viewing, let alone entering. If you are fortunate enough to encounter one, you will need a super cock to be able to last more than 2 minutes.
They are tighter than most women's assholes, and wetter than their mouths.
In physical appearance, they are the opposite of roast beef curtains. Like origami, it is neatly folded, and tucked away into a perfect, pink little slit. They are waxed regularly, extremely well groomed, and have the best taste ever, regardless of where she is in her cycle.
If you have the chance to experience one, you will never let it go.
Matt: Man this girl Katie has an Origami Pussy!
Owen: No way! You uncovered the Holy Grail, you better hold onto her!
Owen: No way! You uncovered the Holy Grail, you better hold onto her!
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Ya this one time my girl and I finished a Clobber Pussy Saga. the final boss was when my mom walked in.
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