Love mop

The cleaning instrument(s) used to clean after sex.

Man, last night after we did our dirty business, me and my girl had to use 3 love mops to clean up our mess.

by Silky Bowelmovement December 28, 2011

Bung Love

To love someone with a bung eye or to be attractive to someone with a bung eye

Peter really likes the bung eye hey think its bung love

Vaughny likes to fuck the bung eye maybe he thinks he can fix it up.

by kaz bnl January 3, 2012

Love

1. A non-exsisting thing that idiotic people think they feel just because they see it in movies and literature.

2. Something men say to women if they want some pussy.

1. Dumbass: Dude, I think I'm in love with Angela.
Dumbass's friend: Shut the fuck, Dumbass. Love isn't real! Come on I'm taking you to get your dick wet!
2. Joe tries to pull his girlfriend, Britney's, skirt down.
Britney: No, Joe. I'm not ready for that yet.
Joe: But, baby I love you.
Britney: Aww... really? Come get this twat!

by VagAlmighty March 1, 2011

Management love-in

A peaceful gathering of senior staff focussing on self-congratulation and bonding, with blissful lack of awareness of duties neglected during the event, and of how pitifully inept, emotionally needy and ludicrous management looks to lower level staff. The more realistic title for such an event is used in confidence, as these events are promoted as a serious and necessary forums.

I'm so flat-out with all this work comen in I haven't got time to scratch meself. And I can't ask (insert manager name) to bring in a casual cos he's at this f**n management love-in.. Oh - look the Caterer - grab us a few sushi before the plates get taken in...

by MAKtheVague August 6, 2011

Gimme Summer Ya Love

An All Time Low tour in the summer of 2011 featuring Mayday Parade, The Cab, Cartel, We Are The In Crowd, The Starting line and Brighter. The tour was a Canadian tour with select American Dates.

I went to one of the shows in the Gimme Summer Ya Love tour and it was fucking amazing.

by KayBaay August 14, 2011

Love

The most confusing thing in the world, but can sometimes be the greatest.

Man, I REALLY love this girl, but she's driving me crazy and has a lot of problems, but I still love her because she's adorable and cool to be around.

by YouKnowThatOneGuyFromThatPlace June 22, 2011

magnificent pontoons of love

large, luscious breasts

She took off her bra and showed me her magnificent pontoons of love!

by Teratogen June 28, 2011