Cock

Chicken
What were you looking for? A penis?

Tony: mm who made this cock it tastes so good
Richard: i made it!

by bombom239482 March 24, 2023

Diet Cock

A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.

"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"

by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017

slappy cock

The best DJ of the century, Crusty cock juices too

Slappy cock has crusty balls

by yufgawf December 28, 2023

cock.

cock.

cock.

by GYM2Quick January 20, 2024

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 4, 2021

Hot Cock

Slapping hot sauce on your balls and twisting your Pubes to make a bow tie and dunking your cock in red food coloring during sex.

Me and Jenny got down on that Hot Cock if you know what I mean

by Zaddy the faddie December 20, 2020

Cock-Noodler

When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.

"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."

by stahrlord August 14, 2016