i could commit crimes with those eyes

you watched the new cody ko video "mom roasts her son's flirting" and are just as confused as sir ko here.

'hey baby your so fine i could commit crimes with those eyes'.... "what does that even mean fuckface, leave me alone"

by elkie June 23, 2021

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019

I Hate Myself and Want to Die

The name of a kickass song by Nirvana. The title was sarcastic and was also going to be the title of their final album in 1993, titled In Utero. This song's title is know very screwed up because Kurt was murdered in 1994.

I Hate Myself and Want to Die is a great song.

by xxravioligodxx May 8, 2017

I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.

A combination of "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it." and the old addage, "don't burn your bridges". Meaning that you haven't yet arrived at a life obstacle, but you're sure you'll mess it up when you do.

"Hey man, did you figure out how to break the news to Kim that she's got herpes?"
"Nah, I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."

by fiest April 19, 2010

I did nazi see nothing

A racist retort given when a blatant racist act is brought to someone's attention. Usually that person is white, but thinks instinctively that admitting the racist act and therefore racism exists, would somehow undermine white supremacy’s grip on the world, which would hurt white interest, negatively impact their white privilege and thus damage or degrade their living standards - of course, what would actually happen is the opposite, White people’s living standards would actually improve as a rising tide lifts all ships, but shhh don’t tell the white man that.

Man: Oh my god that cop just choked that black man to death on camera
White man: I did nazi see nothing
Also white man: HUMAN RIGHTS and FREEDOM!!!!
World:…..

by WhiteAintRightJustLikeEveryone May 29, 2020

I don't have the facts to back this up

A phrase said prior to any ridiculous statement to give the illusion of validity.

"Now, I don't have the facts to back this up, but I believe Herman Cain was born in Indonesia."

by Notwhoyouthinkitis October 9, 2011

I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020