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pavlik sex

When a man sits in the closet while a woman is cumming and moaning all over the bed. Then pavlikas jumps from the closet like a airplane and misses the pussy and puts in her leg and dies.
Mary: Fuck you lets go have pavlik sex
Donald: Yes please daddy
by nojussex May 28, 2021
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When it was first period my teacher said there is a new student she was a girl.She came in. Her name was Vanessa her ass was tight. After school ended we went home Vanessa texted me her parents were not home. She said she is bored and wants fun. So i ran as fast as i could. I made it. She was twerking.She pulls me on the bed and starts making out with me. I take off my clothes she takes her off. Then my dick goes in her pussy. She moans.I grab her boobs and rub them on my dick.She moans louder.She says harder.I obey and went mega.I was like a cowboy.The she suck my 10 inch long dick.I cum.She make out with me again.I go mega again. Vanessa says "GO RON HARDER DADDY".I obey.She falls asleep. I make out when she does not know.I said " Can you twerk". Then she wakes up. I tell her again and she does twerk. Then i slap it. She moans so loud.Then we sleep. At school, we say to the teach can we go to the bathroom. She says yes.We went we makeout for 5 min. Then i woke up. Then i realized it was a dream. - -

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by reeeeboy June 21, 2021
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Sex

haha you thought it would be something dirty. it's not that kind of sex.
by WaterSun June 3, 2021
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Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.
Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.
by DreamWullf August 31, 2023
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Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is what you are or specifically what a guy named Chao is
by Big pp Anilo June 1, 2020
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sex.

…..the way to make the most annoying things on the planet (children)
not you looking up “sex.” on urban dictionary just to read smut… horny bitch
by dementedbunny.ISSUAH$/7:8/ August 3, 2022
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Something you will never have :)
Man, that guy has never had sex in his life!
by anonymous January 10, 2025
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