Pulling a carpiee is when you try wasting over 3 hours of your life playing mobile games on a 3rd world country.
by LePost James March 24, 2022
When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
Steve:i think i will get the waffles
Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Jeff: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman
Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes
Waiter: what could i get you guys?
Jeff: can i get the pancakes
Waiter: and for you?
Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too
Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman
by musselman123 June 13, 2011
by am4life14 November 17, 2007
When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
by andromeda123 August 3, 2010
When you insist a 2 year old product that costs half as much as the new model, is better than the new model.
Phil: "My GTX 550 ti is better than your GTX 660".
Paul: "Phil, That's rediculous, stop pulling a corbin".
Paul: "Phil, That's rediculous, stop pulling a corbin".
by arexr November 18, 2013
To cut in front of someone. Typically on a bicycle. When a gay fag that watches my little pony porn fucks up harder then gay sex.
by Jimmy Johns let go June 1, 2020
when someone is FYNE before hitting puberty, then puberty does them dirty and makes them have a glowDOWN
by joslynximari October 2, 2020