Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.

TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations

Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!

by Hyasynth December 10, 2023

Dog Fucker

One of whom that fucks dogs.

Kyle is a dog fucker.

by The Wordemiester July 22, 2018

You're Dog

(gamer slang)
Worse of the worst at gaming. So bad it is comical. You're Dog!
Invented from Frohsted

When you're dog, You're Dog!
That boy hot dog.
Hot dog water.
No water just dog.
I hear a lot of barking, because hes dog. give him a chewtoy.

by Abacoot June 22, 2022

Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it

10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …

by Twyst66 January 16, 2022

Supercharger dogging

When a Tesla fan boy goes up to other guys in their Teslas at the supercharger station and propositions them for a chat…

I was supercharger dogging last night and met a guy with vinyl number plates

by BigDogg23 November 25, 2022

Dog

What strange act is the canine performing at this particular time of day?

What is the Dog doing?

by BlackMesaTaco999 February 28, 2022