compton cock

The act of sexual intercourse while simultaneously watching the part of jake paul's "its everyday bro" where nick compton says that england is his city, one may also shout "ENGLAND IS MY CITY" during this act.

we totally did the compton cock last night

by bobby_da_y0utubep00perYT October 4, 2017

cock valet

A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.

"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"

"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"

by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 4, 2017

Cock Bandit

A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.

Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.

by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017

Cock harvest

The act of removing a mans penis to use as a holiday decoration

Must have been a good cock harvest this year look at all the cocks on the wreath

by Donkey oak October 20, 2017

Sucking at Cocks

The action of licking the air while grasping for cocks, but you can't quite reach them.

He says he doesn't want a boyfriend, but in the meantime he's just sucking at cocks.

by Monsterwol October 16, 2017

Cock

1. Another word for penis or dick.

2. A roster
3. BWC or BBC

Jim: Hey bob come over later so we can watch a movie
Bob: Shut the fuck up and suck my cock
Jim: I'm not gay

Bob: Yeah but you still like cock, huh.

by TheBigCheese233 October 25, 2017

Cock dock

Vagina

Cletus: im bout to destroy her cock dock tonight!
Cooter: watch out Dad I think my sister might have rabies.

by Slippy_Boi October 21, 2017