Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

zero cred

Zero Credibility, or a lack of respect afforded as a result of someone having no knowledge on a subject, or improperly applying knowledge.

You get zero cred for that professional kitchen if you’re only using it to heat up frozen pizza !

by MsNYer July 25, 2021

Zero

nothing, not a positive nor a negative. whole, but just a concept of nothing.

"weren't we the stars in heaven? weren't we the salt in the sea?"

damn I have zero dollars in my bank account I need a j*b

by QuietLittleNameGuy August 23, 2025

JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

A better Minecraft username

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass

by Sykq April 21, 2021

Zero main

Some who is shit at droning out and has the shittiest aim that has ever graced the game of r6 (will fall)

Oh, that prick can’t drone out, must be a zero main

by HarrisonEvans March 28, 2021

zero

A word used to describe someone who's both attractive and talented at whatever they do.

Guy 1: yo that dude is so hot and he's just good at everything he does
Guy 2: facts he's just zero.

by TheUrbanDictition January 2, 2024

Zero Fucksgiving

A holiday established in 2024, Zero Fucksgiving is the counter to Thanksgiving, and is celebrated the 4th Thursday of May. Because it is not yet recognized as a national holiday, revelers opt to celebrate it on the following weekend.

During Zero Fucksgiving, participants are encouraged to leave their Fucks at the door (preferably on a poster, so that it can be ceremoniously burned at the end of the evening). Karaoke and temporary tattoos are encouraged, as are other activities where participants can demonstrate the few fucks they give.

If participants begin to share "too many Fucks," other revelers are encouraged to inundate them with toxic positivity.

"I can't wait for Zero Fucksgiving this year. I literally can't give any more fucks."

by Pixie Rainbow Farts May 26, 2024