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Wokewank

The art of the leftie mainstream media and twatterarti on social media to fawn over any minor achievement by anyone remotely coloured while at the same time largely ignoring the more significant achievements of anyone British and white.
BBC News reporter

How wonderful that 22 year old Adeola Oyewole got a bronze medal in the Paralympic games in the poodle clipping event, this wonderful Nigerian immigrant beat all the odds to bring home a bronze from almost nowhere. The clipping of that poodle was second to none, even though she came third, and has really put Britain on the map at the Paralympics.

Several media clips, interviews, and fawning to follow

Finally in other news, The England Captain hit an unbeaten 250 at the Oval, back you Tasmin in the studio

Thanks for that lovely wokewank Emma, in other news........
wokewank by The Xmas Grinch September 16, 2021
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wokewank 

Wokewank

The art of the leftie mainstream media and twatterarti on social media to fawn over any minor achievement by anyone remotely coloured while at the same time largely ignoring the more significant achievements of anyone British and white.
BBC News reporter - How wonderful that 22 year old Adeola Oyewole got a bronze medal in the Paralympic games in the poodle clipping event, this wonderful Nigerian immigrant beat all the odds to bring home a bronze from almost nowhere. The clipping of that poodle was second to none, even though she came third, and has really put Britain on the map at the Paralympics.Several media clips, interviews, and fawning to follow

Finally in other news, The England Captain hit an unbeaten 250 at the Oval, back you Tasmin in the studio.

Thanks for that wokewank Emily, great stuff, in other news................
wokewank by The Xmas Grinch October 5, 2021

Wokesplaining 

the explanation of something by a Woke individual, typically to a rational (non-Woke) individual, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
Please stop Wokesplaining to me.
Wokesplaining by Dodo bird 99 February 19, 2021

wokescold 

noun: A person who is woke and scolds others who are not

verb: the act of scolding in the name of wokeness
Be extra careful when you talk around feminists, liberals, or anyone in the DSA, to avoid experiencing the wrath of the wokescold.
wokescold by leftstreet December 25, 2018

Wokeabulary

Woketard: That white cisgender non-binary man woman is totally gay.
Sane person: Stop trying to cram your wokeabulary words in to our once pristine language.
Wokeabulary by THEREALPERIOD March 22, 2021

Wokeasaurus 

This is someone who prides themselves on their Leftist politics and is Anti - guns, police, constitution, white and religion.
Berkeley is the home of the Wokeasaurus!
Wokeasaurus by I, Wreckerrr March 11, 2021
Purple drank, lean, sprite and codeine syrup
Wokesha by Naijababe2021 May 3, 2021