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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
mugGet the Hire handicaps and watch them workmug.
The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)
Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)
by Mr. Willis June 3, 2016
mugGet the I'm gonna go watch some foodmug.

Watch it buddy

An extremely common phrase used by civilian NPCs in the PlayStation game "Lego Marvel Super Heroes." The phrase refers to a situation where you've bumped into a civilian, and that civilian will say something random to portray distress.

Since the entire phrase is spoken so quickly, it is better to quote it without a comma to indicate the sheer comical NPC nature of the statement.
Me (Player): Transforms into Venom-Hulk and runs into a civilian.

Civilian: Watch it buddy!
by TheCreatorofWakeGobbers October 31, 2023
mugGet the Watch it buddymug.

Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.
Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?
by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021
mugGet the Dolphin Watchingmug.

Watching

Whoever is organizing it is using it as a smokescreen to steal from me and IS NOT THE PERSON WHO STARTED IT.
Hym "And FOR WATCHING.... I am going to murder your kids if the people doing it aren't punished and if I am not compensated for my work."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2024
mugGet the Watchingmug.

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