White Waffle

When you cum on your friends chest and slap it with a tennis racket then pour syrup all over it and then eat it.

Brittany and i just ate a white waffle.

by kjdfjdffd April 26, 2011

sex waffle

a nickname for a spouse or bestfriend similar to love muffin

hey there sex waffle, looking good, hows life?

by truntington August 23, 2011

Waffle ass

An ass that looks like swiss cheese with cellulite.

That girl's waffle ass was so deep it could have held a whole bottle of IHOP syrup.

by Sardonic10001 February 21, 2009

Waffle-Hop

Waffle-Hop is a place where drunks go when they can not decide whether or not to go to Waffle House or IHOP, eventually having to have the leader of the party (usually the drunkest) make an executive decision. The name is the result of the indecisive nature of a band of drunkards, and commonly ends up in a trip to your local county jail. Waffle-Hop is also home to several other undesirables such as stoners, creepers, and your average hobo.

Levi: Man, im so damn hungry..Waffle-Hop anyone?

Ethan: Damn straight we are going to Waffle-Hop, and we are taking Trent's truck!

Trent: Ok...but if the cops get called you guys better post up.

by Mr.Pary April 16, 2010

Hot waffle

Street slang for fine or well good

Like if Rooney just scored an epic goal winning the world cup. The boys in the crowd would be like that was well hot waffle.

by L3RONE December 6, 2010

Red Waffle

(1) A Ginger-pubes with a well-used Blue Waffle.

So-called cos all them Gingers are ALWAYS on the fuckin' blob.

Guy 1: What the hell is that smell?

Guy 2: Oh, that ginger whore is scratchin her gee, its the smell of her manky red waffle.

Guy 1: I'm hungry.

Guy 2: :-S

by redwaffle1 July 6, 2010

waffle-piss

The light to dark yellow urine that smells like bacon-flavoured snacks that is secreted from one's body after consuming excess amounts of said bacon-flavoured snacks, like Tayto Waffles, Bacon Fries or any other generic bacon-flavoured snack.

"Dude, I chowed down on some Bacon Fries and some Waffles earlier and now I've got waffle-piss somethin' bad!"

by dj357 December 19, 2007