A Person Who Tries o' so very hard to be "British" This person is usually Shuned by everyone who is really British
by ThatBritishGuy December 27, 2008
Get the Wanna-Brit mug.That mustache that boys get at like 8th or 9th grade that's part peach fuzz, part darkish hairs that looks totally ridiculous, but they insist on not shaving it because it makes them feel studlier, and they want to get their grown-man on.
"Uhhh, look at Woody over there. He looks so stupid with his wannastache. It looks like a baby caterpillar."
by goober. February 7, 2008
Get the wannastache mug.When at a certain place or event the male to female ratio does not favor heterosexual men.
A area that has many men and few females.
Also see: sausagefest
A area that has many men and few females.
Also see: sausagefest
Guy 1: Dude, where the hell are the girls?! This party sucks!
Guy 2: I know! It's a total wangatorium.
Guy 2: I know! It's a total wangatorium.
by Vianegativa85 December 9, 2008
Get the wangatorium mug.Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.
David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.
by Nibb June 5, 2009
Get the Wanksman mug.An accident, big or small, that occurs while masturbating, the term originated from the tragic death of actor David Carradine.
OMG, did you hear about the wankcident that the Kill Bill actor had, he strangled himself while wanking!
by pehko June 17, 2009
Get the wankcident mug.A person(s) who literally fires there seaman a large distance.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.
Jack: Where did it go?
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.
by vValentine February 4, 2010
Get the Wank cannon mug.A mark created on the cheek or forehead from being slapped roughly in the face by a man's genitalia. In some cultures, wangwelts are considered to be a symbol of achievement, similar to an animal marking its territory.
"She mine!" - quote from a man after administering a wangwelt to his new ladyfriend.
Is sometime also referred to as a "Dubdub".
"She mine!" - quote from a man after administering a wangwelt to his new ladyfriend.
Is sometime also referred to as a "Dubdub".
Care and feeding of Wangwelts
Detection Prevention - Wangwelts can be handily hidden by women/men who do not wish to openly display their Double-Ws (Wangwelts). Double-Ws can be hidden by cover-up or ski masks.
Duration - Wangwelts last one to two weeks depending on both the solidity of the offending genitalia, as well as the severity of the impact to the face. Weekends are the best time to administer a new Wangwelt, as it gives them time to fully blossom before displaying them at your place of work.
Detection Prevention - Wangwelts can be handily hidden by women/men who do not wish to openly display their Double-Ws (Wangwelts). Double-Ws can be hidden by cover-up or ski masks.
Duration - Wangwelts last one to two weeks depending on both the solidity of the offending genitalia, as well as the severity of the impact to the face. Weekends are the best time to administer a new Wangwelt, as it gives them time to fully blossom before displaying them at your place of work.
by Malevolon January 12, 2011
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