West Virginia University

noun: The place where before football games a cop hands you a cup for beer, and says "Enjoy the game", where it is becoming acceptable to burn couches and drink with professors. The place where everyone is 21 no matter what your REAL ID says. Occassionally attend class, and when you do you are still hungover or drunk. Sadly where you have to depend on a crappy transportation system, the PRT which is guarnteed to make you late for class. And no matter where you go its uphill BOTH ways.

West Virginia University: Where Greatness is learned and Couches are burned

by Kelly Fletcher February 11, 2005

unison league

A retarded game full of kiritos

Let's get on unison league and troll ppl

by Boogsinboo November 13, 2016

hungry unicorn

A gay sex position where one male puts a strap-on dildo on his head. He sticks it up the other males ass while licking/sucking his balls.

I gave andy a hungry unicorn last night.

by The hungry one February 8, 2006

uniju

1) one who tries to break apart a union by clearly and willingly stating an unpopular opinion to enrage most of the population and cause them to fight each other

2) the opposite of a union, a bunch of people who act cynical and sarcastic with each other

example of both definitions:

"Man, we were having a real great time discussing anime the other day when this uniju came in and messed everything up. It turned into a real uniju fast."
"Dude, you are such an otaku."

by club sauce February 8, 2009

absolute unit

A person or an animal who is very large in stature. Can be used for referring to an over weight or completely shredded person or animal.

“Wow, Jeremy is so ripped! An absolute unit!”

by Jessi Duke June 16, 2018

Jhene Aiko Bird University

Jhene Aiko bird university is for the BIRDS. The girls (or guys) who listen to her music and quote it saying 'they felt it deep in their soul' these people tend to be a bit ditzy and dumb. They're usually easily impressed by fake deep lyrics written by jhene. Another example is 'I saw your new bitch and it boost my self esteem'. The birds felt it because theyve got low self esteem, that's why jhenes music appeals to them.
Attendees of JHENE AIKO BIRD UNIVERSITY usually say they want a 'toxic relationship like Big Sean and jhene' they also think that astrology and crystals are the answer to everything.
Classes in Jhene aiko bird university include classes on 'how to rinse Jhenes mediocre lyrics and tweet them/make them your insta caption' another class is 'how to pretend you've got over your cheating ex boyfriend but forgive him after because the stars told you to'

Most Jhene aiko bird university students are corny, easily impressed and down right stupid.

Jhene aiko is the ultimate BIRD of rnb music

Jhene aiko bird fan: 'I dont compete I complete and I felt that deep in my soul'

Sane person: You're such a bird. You must attend jhene aiko bird university

by boopy12 May 1, 2020

Universal Ugly

Someone who represents all that is ugly and wrong with the world.

Someone highly unlikely to have friends, a career, a relationship, or a life due to the inherent nature of their terrible looks and/or personality

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that Melissa got rejected by her date/job/school/life?
Guy 2: Duh, I'm not surprised. She's universal ugly. Who would want to see that on a regular basis?

by Mork Minus Mindy May 27, 2008