Twatte

This is a word used to insult

girlf: shes a twatte.
boyf: yes they are a bit of a twatte!

by willybum July 28, 2011

Knob Twisters

girls that fuck DJ's

A: What is the equivalence to a chuckle-fucker in the DJ scene?
B: DJ Hoe?
C: I've been told their called Knob Twisters
GROUP: lulz

by @Notjoesantiago November 25, 2014

Sister Twister

When you put your dick in your girls ass, and proceed to spin her like a helicopter blade. Doesn't have to be your sister, but it can be. Works best with small girls as they are easier to spin.

I had a dream last night me and Mila were doing the sister twister when my dad walked in.

by BigOlBeanBoy June 16, 2018

twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

by Leanne April 2, 2005

Twitter

A site where you think people care, when they're really laughing at how pathetic you look.

A Twitter: I'm watching TV!!!!!!!!!

A person who cares for some reason: Cool!!!!

A person who has a life: Wtf? I don't give a shit!

A Twitter: I'm taking a shit!

A person who cares for some reason: Oh my god!!!!

A person who has a life: ........

by General Radec August 10, 2009

Twister

The most bad-ass movie made in 1996 about chasing tornadoes. It is the most referenced movie used for inside jokes among meteorologists and other weather geeks.

Person 1: When going on a storm chase, do not go down Bob's Road.

Person 2: Been watching Twister again?

by CrazyChase12345 August 6, 2010

Twitter

A social networking site that deals with simply status updates. Instead of friends you have "followers" and you can follow people as well

www.twitter.com

"I'm following Barack Obama on twitter."

by Katy May February 12, 2009