A person that has a serious issue with their own cranial rectal inversion. ( head up ass) aka; Asshole, village idiot.
by Rouxlette February 09, 2010
A sock turd is a little annoying ball of lint that ends up in your sock after you wash them. They eventually end up stuck between your toes.
by Uncle_Mel February 19, 2010
A well risen turd based desert made as follows:
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve
1. Shit yourself
2. Incubate in your trouser oven
3. Pass anal gas through the steaming pants pudding
4. Serve
It was bad enough that I shat myself, but the preceding bottom burp gave birth to a rancid turd souffle
by Party Weasel October 10, 2010
by Malcolm Reynolds August 13, 2008
Someone that deliberately puts off taking a dump until their stomach hurts so bad and they start dotting their drawers!
That turd toter has to take a dump, but is putting it off as long as he/she can to see if they can set a record for the worlds longest turd.
by Quaigmire September 11, 2009
Jim: Hey Joe, how's your headache?
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
Joe: I went to the doctor as you said and I still have it but now I'm a $200 poorer.
Jim: You idiot, I said Dog Turd and not doctor.
by selfimportantsht December 12, 2020
When you take a nice shit, one huge long solid piece...scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. Then take it out and fuck a girl with it like a dildo.
She thought it was a brown dildo that was cold...but oh she was wrong as I blasted her with my turd dildo.
by Sidewalk Swami May 14, 2007