"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."
by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013
Get the touching wieners mug.One who touches a dick. Could be an insalt or could be used just for fun. Comes from the latin root sucky sucky.
by Aaron Henderson Matt Pringle January 10, 2009
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when a man has a drunken fascination during sex with another buthole in which leads to touching that buthole with his greasy fingers.
by Krustysensation December 27, 2011
Get the buthole toucher mug.pronounced like TWO SHAY. Means good comeback or nice thought, often used when two people are going back and forth with insults. When someone gets burned and they dont know what to say and/or they want to compliment the burn they just got. its not the correct spelling, but its how black or mixed people spell it on facebook.
Touchee
by Marladimercurio November 9, 2010
Get the touchee mug.what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
by Mark McPants November 25, 2006
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Get the touch mug.Physical act of touching an object with the back of the hands. Proper technique includes arms extended, wrists bent, fingers extended towards the ground, and palms inboard.
Usually performed impulsively as a means of distraction or frustration when with a large group that is trying to make a time deadline.
Usually performed impulsively as a means of distraction or frustration when with a large group that is trying to make a time deadline.
"Sorry we are late, but right when we got back to the car, he had to do a touchies on this telephone pole half a mile away."
by macfrugal May 22, 2010
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