calling in chick

Real reason I can't make it to work today.

But, really, I am in bed.

Got hooked-up at a party last night and didn't realize morning would come so soon. So I'm calling in chick.

by stickoutrock April 16, 2009

Chick dick

The dick of a female... often quite vascular and repulsive

Her chick dick bulged out of her jeans

by Jewboy7 April 12, 2017

chick-shit

When a male mimics the female ability to enter a bathroom, defecate quickly, maybe even wash hands, and exit said bathroom in a timely manner. The term is neither derogatory nor complimentary; it is simply observational.

Guy A: "You're back quick - I thought you said you had to drop a deuce?"
B: "I did! I took a chick-shit. But it wasn't by choice - somebody moved the copy of War and Peace I was reading in there. Plus I still have that hemorroid I showed you last week . . "

by gwood99 July 13, 2008

chick a blam

used when stoned and striaght nuckel to nuckel

chick a blam dog stright pound that shit

by linkinpark053411 February 16, 2008

Chick Flick moment

An emotional moment, from chick flick movies, used by Dean Winchester on the show Supernatural.

"Eeeew!!!! Chick Flick Moment!"

by SupernaturalChick July 31, 2009

gibbons chick

One female that enjoys partying, is or acts like a ho, acts like a ditz or airhead, and is addicted to something such as drugs, alcohol, or tobacco.

1: Did you see that Gibbons Chick last night at the party?
2: Yea, shes such a slut / ho bag

by If i told you, i'd be killed. April 25, 2007

Chick-Faced dude

A dude with a chick's face. Usually wears bandannas and capri pants.

Woah, look at that chick-faced dude over there

by blahhhhhg December 07, 2009