Straight Edge 

A movement of people who (wisely) realized that they are not strong enough to explore all aspects of their minds. They instead limit their life experience to reflect some contrived, Western morality which they lay claim to, but is really just a repackaging of the same puritanical rhetoric that has chained the human psyche since the dark ages.

Johnny Twentysomething: "Man, I was tripping mushrooms this weekend and I communed telepathically with the tree in my yard. I explored a different state of human consciousness and contemplated the origins of popular attitudes toward life and happiness."

Jimmy Straight Edge: "Woah, woah. It's dangerous to challenge assumptions. I prefer to parrot attitudes I heard in a crappy '80s rock song."

Straight Edge by fencecat422 October 22, 2009

straight snailin 

When you're just chillin and you are wet as fuck or suddenly cum in your pants. More or less a salivating vagina.

"I got that bitch last night so wet man. She was straight snailin."

straight snailin by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

straight day 

oct 22 is straight day

its straight day yaaaaaaa

straight day by owen walker October 18, 2019

straight lesbian 

a derogatory insult against bi women

Biphobe: Bi? As in straight lesbian.

straight lesbian by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021

straight edge 

straight-edge is lifestyle promoting a drug free life and it`s not being bring or anti social it`s having fun without abusing your body. You can have sex as long as it`s out of love not greed. Being vegan is not part of the sxe lifestyle more of a side choice that you can choose if you want.

Why do something if your not going to enjoy it Straight-Edge for life!

straight edge by XBenX May 27, 2004

straight person 

the *gags* worst *gags* type *gags* of *gags* person.

ewwwwww Jason is *gags* a straight person.

straight person by loberbisk October 28, 2020

straight up fakakta farms

All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."

There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.

Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.

Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"

straight up fakakta farms by Captain of Industry November 22, 2009