Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

Shoeless Par 5 by Negus45 August 28, 2022

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Shoeliet

A girl, lady, or woman that loves shoes. Lover of shoes. Would die for shoes. Shoe Lover!

-From the name Juliet, as in tragic love story Romeo & Juliet (written by William Shakespeare about two young Italian star-crossed lovers)

1. That Shoeliet is easy to shop for, you know she goes head-over-heals over shoes!

2. You know she's a Shoeliet when she owns more than 20 pairs of shoes.

3. If you buy new shoes anytime you feel like it.. you might be a Shoeliet!

4. If you your new outfit means that Mama needs a new pair of shoes.. you might be a Shoeliet!

5. If you love your shoes but want more, more and more shoes... you might be a Shoeliet!

6. If your baby girl that can't walk yet owns more shoes than Daddy... you might be a Shoeliet raising a Shoeliet!

7. If you order shoes online with coupon codes so you never have to wear the same pair twice... you might be a Shoeliet!

Shoeliet by VIVA365 October 24, 2022

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Shovering

When you're a retard and attempt to say "shoving" but forgot how to do basic brain functions

He was shovering his unicorn on the camera in call

Shovering by Shaq's Left Toe November 2, 2022

shoeloffagain

the act of shaking your assaniganalam to a very scrumptious tune in the 1920’s. Preferably used by men as a mating call. Do not comply with these frivolous men.

“the man shoeloffagained me, but i shooed him off”

shoeloffagain by zombiastronaut January 19, 2023