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Sticky Walk Of Shame

When both parents enter your room at the moment of climax, but you need to get up and walk to the bathroom to clean yourself up.
Did you hear, Jeff had to do the sticky walk of shame at his grandparents house?
by StickyWalker February 22, 2024
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Shame

Hym "Chanting 'Shame' is what the bad guys chant! You want to deal with me? Pay me for the things you took and give me some Adderall."
by Hym Iam July 7, 2022
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fat-shaming

embarrassing people on how skinny they look
*finishes eating dinner*
*reaches for more potatoes"
Emily: "Slow down peppa pig! Are you really getting seconds, seriously?"
Me: "Are you seriously going to get ANOTHER HUSBAND? Slow down!"
EMILY KNEW SHE HAD TO STOP FAT-SHAMING
by dunnowhatimdoinghere June 12, 2023
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Gear Shaming

Shaming the gear of someone who tries to wear a historic uniform by pointing out every flaw and shitting on them, rather than offering genuine advice/ constructive criticism
Uh.... okay
Try this

Gear Shaming is such: "Hey, man, your uniform is shit. There's so much wrong with it. You're a peice of shit."

Not Gear Shaming: "Hey, guy, I see a couple things wrong on your uniform, here's some resources to help you improve!"
by Word guy03 December 19, 2019
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Shame Posturing

The ridiculing posture by an overtly-animated prantsing gay person, that is aiming to reconstructing the way he/she just handed you your own ass (no pun).
ERiC_DrAyViN;
"Even the gays nowadays make Chuck Norris look like a candy floss machine."

ModusOP;
"haha.....even the homos are tough in the hood E. They will whoop your ass then pull some kind of Shame Posturing dance move after it's all over, as we can clearly see."
by Tyrfingr September 2, 2011
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Condom Shame

When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.

Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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dict shame

Vexatious attempt to humiliate an individual on the Urban Dictionary platform.
Her ex tried to dict shame her but his immaturity was down-voted.
by Dizzy FPV March 3, 2018
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