The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.
Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."
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Get the Ryan Guldemond mug.A unit of measurement defined by how many lines it takes Ryan to do a homework problem. Usually it’s best to achieve atleast 1.5 ryans or better, but the average being 2 ryans.
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She was a real ella ryann on the dance floor. I could tell by the way she moved and the genuine laughter around her.
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