Rusty Purrbox

(N.) An old, happy cat.

I met the sweetest rusty purrbox at the shelter today.

by bearinblack June 10, 2015

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rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.

I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.

by np073189 December 17, 2015

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Rusty Bracelet

The dried, crusty mixture of blood, semen and vaginal fluids found on the base of the penis and/or wrist after having sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.

Becky was riding the cotton pony, not even getting a Rusty Bracelet will stop me from hitting it.

by V8HAHA January 14, 2016

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rusty spud

A shit covered dick.

While using lube from the porta potty I looked down to realize I had a rusty spud.

by CheeseChucker March 8, 2016

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Rusty Shotgun

The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.

I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.

by Julius Skeezer April 11, 2016

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