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inattentive to the road's needs

The official reason the chicken crossed the road.
After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclusive diagnosis "the chicken unknowingly committed a grave error, transitting from its permitted location to an unsanctioned area, pathologically and permanently violating the delicate psyche of the highly sensitized patient, because it was perceived as an inconsiderate act and extremely inattentive to the Road's needs. Alas, the patient is destined to be similarly crossed by many, if not most, of those it may expect to encounter in the future."
by texlex61 January 30, 2009
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dirt road

When the main road is red, take the dirt road instead.
by adfa May 5, 2003
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Oklahoma Road Middle School

A really small-ish school with the usual mix of goths and preps and normal people. The teachers are eccentric and the lockers are tiny. The vice principle scares everyone, that's a fact. Girls have a wrestling unit that initiates the usual backstabbing of "oh my god, so and so got me out i'm going to kill her!"

ORMS is in eldersberg, possibly the most pointless town in the whole nation. We're not even sure if we are our own town. Are we part of Sykesville? We have 50 nail places but no movie theater. The most popular teenage pas stime is cow tipping.
He he, lets go to Farmer Joe's and tip his cows!

Yea, then lets get our nails done!

Dude, guys don't do that?

Then what are we supposed to do afterwards?

Good point. Lets go grafitti Oklahoma Road Middle School!
by lynxsong February 17, 2010
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Nuts on the road

Can be used in any context, for any occasion.

Derrived from the popular English TV comedy show: "Mock the Week"
"Lets go play some ball"
"Nuts on the road"
by 12345678987654321 September 30, 2007
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Roadblock

The act of one male putting his genitals, both dick and balls, into the mouth of another male or female.
Example 1:
I heard these horrible wet retching fallowed by gagging sounds the other day but it turned out to be someone getting roadblocked.

Example 2:
Steven: Hey Andrew. Want to get roadblocked again?

Andrew: Sure!

Steven: Say "Ahhhhh."
by SKetchpro September 16, 2011
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Road Hunter

Wanna be hunters who lack all skill as hunters. They drive around looking in fields for any game they can shoot. They will usually drive and stop by land that other people are currently hunting looking for something that they are not seeing, and potentially scaring off any game that the real hunters are going after. When they do see game that they can illegally take, they jump out of their vehicles, shoot the game, grab it and put it into their vehicle and drive away. They give bad names to real hungers as road hunters lack all skill as hunters
We could have gotten that deer up there, but thanks to that gutless road hunter, the lazy prick scared off the deer.
by dk_fusion November 14, 2011
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Gun Hill Road

A cesspit of voilence and teen pregnancy. Located in northern Bronx, it is best known for "Buck 50's" and "40's"
Mother: Why did you move to Gun Hill Road?
Me: . . .
by The Urbanette February 27, 2009
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