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Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.
Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.
by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022
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car parking lot

The Thai variation for car park and parking lot.
As a car enthusiast, it's hard to see you ever complain in a car parking lot.
by EGGDAO February 14, 2023
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Moscow parking

To place a meeting in a THIRD layer above existing ones. May be understandable by the boomers only, not sure.
Andrew, fucking MOSCOW PARKING again? Pls, be a professional, schedule a meeting next day!
by Myswarm February 18, 2023
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Swamp Parking

This means "porking" or the act of having vulgar sex, in the woods like two fat naked street gang bikers.
by Jelly Style 4 LIfe May 7, 2023
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Domain Parking Lot

What you may find when a formerly existing website that you used to visit has not quite "gone 404" (meaning, Not Found At All), but is now a blank space, entirely unrelated to the former site -- often either displaying generic categories that go nowhere, *or* showing an indication that the domain is now available for purchase.
Damn, that used to be such a great website, but now it's just a Domain Parking Lot.
by Obscurantist1 July 2, 2023
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Skyward poking flagship

A guy's erect junk, ready to go
A skyward poking flagship is another term for trouser snake
by Uncle Dimma October 13, 2024
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