pocket pleaser

A small sex toy (vibrator) used by women.

Thatcher faced public derision when she dropped her handbag during the Remembrance Day service and out fell her pocket pleaser.

by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003

Snot pocket

A lady's genitalia.

She had a right runny snot pocket- and her manky hanky was hanging out.

by jivehoneyjive March 10, 2008

Michigan Lean Pocket

The act taking a shit in ones mouth and proceeding to face fuck it.

Chris took a hot steamy shit in Shirley's mouth and then fucked her face. The Michigan Lean Pocket was thought up by three bowling alley workers on a league night while thinking of what to do to some of the bitchy league members

by Richie Crow April 11, 2010

hot pocket

name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.

Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!

by Eric Franz January 18, 2007

cleveland hot pocket

Follow these steps to achieve the pinnacle of revenge and microwave cookery.

Step 1 - Remove turntable from "friends" microwave oven.
Step 2 - Shit on said turntable.
Step 3 - Cook on high for 1 minute 30 seconds (Some microwaves with lower wattages will require a longer cooking time)

Tip - Cook until shit begins to bubble and billow steam.

I'm going to give that little corn-fed bitch the Cleveland Hot Pocket.

by Nate Waibel October 23, 2007

Pocket-Call

When you re-dial the last number called on your cell phone because the send button got pressed in your pants pocket (or purse).

Freind 1: Hey I just got a pocket-call from Jim. He and Mary were talking about how awful your potato salad was this afternoon.

Friend 2: Really? I'm gonna text Jim and tell him his wife dresses like a skank.

by bronx bandit April 15, 2009

Pocket Jesus

A mini Jesus Christ, very simple. Blessing's in the front of ones pants.

Hey check out my pocket jesus.

by Tyler November 17, 2004