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Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer
by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022
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Foreign Policy

The policy of a state's government towards others. Can include military, economic, and political actions such as war, sanctions, and political recognition of another country's government.
John: You're in the U.S. Foreign Policy in the Middle East this year right? I heard it is really tough!

Betsy: Yeah I had to work my butt off to get an A on a paper on the U.S.'s Twin Pillars Policy towards Iran and Saudi Arabia in the 1970s.
by fegreg December 15, 2022
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Ohio Policy

Like any other policy debate circuit except that we suck at debating any argument that requires actual logic instead of card dumping. The best debaters in the circuit speak faster than anyone else but still undercover everything leading to judge intervention up the wazoo. Ohio debaters also suck at any type of theory argument (that includes T) and tend to use it as time suck. That being said Ohio has one of the closest policy debate communities and have produced some of the best college debaters.
P1: Did you see that card dump on the politics DA and standards dump on the T-Substantial in the block?
P2: Yeah, and somehow the neg still undercovered the DA impact
P1: That's Ohio policy for you
by PolicySwagger December 18, 2022
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twonkface policeman

1.a scottish policewoman who acts like a twonk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 👮 ♀️
2. a song about the above, sung to the tune of *pop goes the weasel*
1. you absolute twonkface policeman
2. 🎵 if there’s a policeman
who happens to be a woman
has a face, acts like a twonk,
twonkface policeman!
by NSegaXP March 16, 2023
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grammar police

He...knows...every...word...in...the...world
Jan: ofjeoifjeoijofkdwpfdpwfpjfijsoiajdjwofijdxdowqjpodj
Grammar PoPo: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis*
Jan: aijdwoijfasodkwfjawois?
Grammar PoPo: antidisestablishmentarianism*
Jan: IJFJSOIisowdoij.
Grammar PoPo: pulchritudinous*
Jan: wfijw?
Grammar PoPo: skidoo*
Jan: ofkewopewjfei!!
Grammar PoPo: incompatibilities*
Jan: BRUH SHUT UP
Grammar PoPo: i am doing what a grammar police does*
by emmyandlola June 9, 2023
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Human Rolly Poly

The sewing of someone's face to their own butt, similar to Human Centipede.
Dude that guy passed out drunk, let's make him a human rolly poly!

That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.
by TheweirdmoviemakersofAmerica December 26, 2011
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Bust out Police

Someone who purposely or accidentaly gives away your brag,boast or bluff. Also known as B.O.P.'g
Me:excuse me sir how much is this?
Man: $10
Me: Aww, i only have $8? Would you be willing to negotiate?
Man: Hmm? Oh..
MySon: But Ma you just went and pulled out $20 bucks from the ATM!
Me: DAMMIT!You're such a B.O.P(bust out police)!
by BigMammaFrisco February 21, 2014
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