peter and jess

A beautiful thing, a loving couple, pure and true love, longing to always be together, hatred of being apart and always caring for the other's hurt.

I wish i was like peter and jess

by Lurvvver May 27, 2009

peters answers

this dumb website where it "answers" anything your friend types in.
its totally fake, your friends type your answer where they have to type "peter please answer.."
so it knows anything your friends know"
...if you dont get it, ask a friend who knows how it works to amaze you.
and then learn that its a stupid trick that was really well though out

"omg peters answers actually worked!!!!@#$"

by Peter Furey April 05, 2008

peter puffing

the act of sucking a dick, more often than not homosexually.

That big white-ass porn star with the coke can dick was peter puffing that black guy with the giant donkey dong.

by Sarah Lambert March 06, 2008

Peter Puffer

Homosexual, one known to perform Feellatio.

Deragotory Slang

by Andrew Armstrong March 18, 2003

Peter-Pumper

How a hick insults someone from civilization when trying to call them a jerk. Can be used in the verb form when used in retaliation.

Kamiza: YOUR A PETER-PUMPER!!!
Ciolino: I peter-pumped your mom.

by Kyle Wynne August 10, 2006

Blue Peter

A childrens TV programme made by the BBC ever since the dawn of time (apparantly). Still runs even though the presenting is shit. The famous garden was apparantly trashed by Les Ferdinand, ex-footballer and spurs scum.

Man, you so black i cant see you! Just like no-one could see les ferdinand at night when he trashed the BP garden!

by Crazy Joe July 08, 2004

Peter Andre

A Satanic figure, often associated with ritual sacrifices and large, candle lit pentagrams (5 pointed stars). Often used as an adjective to describe something of Satanic or Diabolic nature.

Dude, that pentagram is so Peter Andre!

Stop annoying me or I'll get Peter Andre on your arse.

They sacrificed the pig in the name of Peter Andre.

by D Walker December 18, 2006