Rubbing ones genitals in a quick exciting fashion to fruition like a Rhesus monkey. This act would happen several times an hour.
by Jane Goodall April 26, 2003
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A reaction of dissatisfaction.
by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004
Get the crap monkey mug.A person who belongs in a ghetto. Exhibits behavior socially related to those of a lower social economic strata. Behaviors are affectations to gain acceptance with other social groups
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Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"
phone monkey "It'll be about two days."
Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
phone monkey "It'll be about two days."
Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
by Timmeh606 December 2, 2007
Get the phone monkey mug.this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.
Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation
John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation
John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem
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Alcoholic combo drink. This drink is based on a brass monkey but has been modified into a better tasting combo. First, buy a forty oz. of Iron Cobra, or any other malt liquor, also purchase a Sparks alcoholic energy drink. Next, open the forty and drink it to the lable. Following this, open your Sparks and at an angle dump the contents of the Sparks into your forty. After all of the Sparks has made it into the forty, put the cap back on give it a flip and procede to drink.
Alcoholic combo drink. This drink is based on a brass monkey but has been modified into a better tasting combo. First, buy a forty oz. of Iron Cobra, or any other malt liquor, also purchase a Sparks alcoholic energy drink. Next, open the forty and drink it to the lable. Following this, open your Sparks and at an angle dump the contents of the Sparks into your forty. After all of the Sparks has made it into the forty, put the cap back on give it a flip and procede to drink.
by Nicholas Q. August 7, 2007
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