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Good Morning and God Bless 

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"

Morning Clown 

When i wake up im going to get some morning clown
Morning Clown by ajbkid June 1, 2010

morning toffee milkshake 

whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.
she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake
To press a dick on your throat and Moo while doing that the vibration from your thoat makes him cum
God man April mooing me so good last night the vibration had me cumming until it was dripping off her neck
mooing by lina7001 December 2, 2014

Rumble in the Morning 

A hilarious morning radio show hosted by Rick Rumble. The show airs Monday-Friday from 5:30-10:00am on 99 WNOR in Norfolk, VA. Cast includes Rod Fitzwell (sports), Shelley (News), Stephen Hill (traffic), and Eric.
Hey man, did you hear Rumble this morning? Ohh, it was hilarious...

Rumble in the Morning. Weekdays from 5:30-10:00 am on 99.
Rumble in the Morning by the757 November 23, 2010

Noon In The Morning 

The time between 11:30 in the morning and 12:00 noon.
I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.
Noon In The Morning by Mick the Dick November 13, 2011