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Good Morning and God Bless

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.
Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"
by Dhik Hedd May 22, 2018
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Morning Clown

When i wake up im going to get some morning clown
by ajbkid June 1, 2010
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morning toffee milkshake

whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.
she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake
by nebzors October 2, 2010
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mooing

To press a dick on your throat and Moo while doing that the vibration from your thoat makes him cum
God man April mooing me so good last night the vibration had me cumming until it was dripping off her neck
by lina7001 December 2, 2014
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Rumble in the Morning

A hilarious morning radio show hosted by Rick Rumble. The show airs Monday-Friday from 5:30-10:00am on 99 WNOR in Norfolk, VA. Cast includes Rod Fitzwell (sports), Shelley (News), Stephen Hill (traffic), and Eric.
Hey man, did you hear Rumble this morning? Ohh, it was hilarious...

Rumble in the Morning. Weekdays from 5:30-10:00 am on 99.
by the757 November 23, 2010
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Noon In The Morning

The time between 11:30 in the morning and 12:00 noon.
I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.
by Mick the Dick November 13, 2011
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Morning Ready

Morning Ready- To get Morning ready is to get ready for the day, to brush teeth and brush hair, get dressed, do make up, wash face. Its a quick way to say that your doing your morning ritual but its spelt corectly.

WARNING: CANNOT BE USED LIKE MR ( M-orning R-eady ) or any shorts like that.
(ON MSN OR YAHOO)
Cool Cat says:
Hey i'll be right back
Steve says: Okay where are you going
Cool Cat says: Just getting Morning ready :D
Steve says says: KK
by agatha hildenburg July 16, 2008
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