Matthew Paradox

this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay

Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox

by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022

Matthew Cotterill

A Matthew Cotterill is the biggest form of pussy bitch boy.This man is known as a beta male who gets bitched around by other people including small children .He is loveless and very unattractive and his mother usually gets passed around like a rag doll

Look at that guy he’s acting like such a Matthew cotterill

by Mark Askew 34 December 23, 2021

matthew stone

calling someone a matthew stone means you look like rodney trotter

oooooh look at that matthew stone over there, looks like such a rodney trotter.

by XmikestoneX November 4, 2011

Matthew Lopez

Nice human being usaully has few friends not funny but very genuine usaully smart and nerdy

Guy 1 who is he, he is matthew the smart kid from math

Guy 2 oh yeah

Matthew Lopez very smart

by H1zhsi October 8, 2019

Matthew Bennett

A horny east belfastian that just absolutely loves it his dad also has a Porsche but here did you know he also has a big willy ha well yea his dad has an auction aswell oh and I almost forgot he has a taxi company to haha

Matthew Bennett smells sometimes

by Kirsten345 July 26, 2019

Matthew Mannion

A guy that is hot but is also racist and praises Hitler. Many girls tried to fuck him but he says that he is committed to a russian girl that doesn't know he exists. Drinks a lot of whisky from his dads bar but would never during anything else. A Matthew Mannion is also a bit of a pussy. He is scared of mayonnaise.

"Heil Hitler" -Matthew Mannion

by Anyas Polk January 9, 2023

Pull a Matthew

To “pull a Matthew” refers to getting high from cannabis. It may be used to specifically refer to getting high in the morning or before a social event or even on a hike in nature. baked stoned high wake n bake

I woke up this morning ready to work but I had to go and pull a Matthew.

by Bondini May 27, 2019