Adham’s Law 

Adham’s Law states:
“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”

*Class argues about simple Math questions*
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”

Adham’s Law by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019

Du's Law 

Du's Law state that whenever a product or service goes mainstream, it's quality usually diminishes.
"If it goes mainstream, it goes to shit"

Person1: What the hell man! Why is ('product'/'service') so much crap nowadays?
Person 2: Du's Law my friend…Du's Law

Du's Law by Diamonds_are_blue October 22, 2019

Jared's Law 

The fact that a woman's response rate is purely arbitrary and the very fact that she chooses to respond is better than her responding quick or late.

Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds

Jared's Law by theincrediblesmith November 12, 2019

Jacob's Law 

This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.

Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name

Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis

Jacob's Law by ciy June 14, 2020

HyDka’s Law

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.

Ex:
Player 1: I’m gonna fight this guy

Player 2: OMG WATCH OUT FOR HYDKA’S LAW

HyDka’s Law by HyDka’s Law February 7, 2021

Newton's 60th Law 

After you finish your placements in Overwatch, you shall lose 7 matches in a row no matter what happens.

We must stop doing our placement matches, otherwise Newton's 60th Law will fuck us over.

Newton's 60th Law by keppycs March 12, 2021

Dice's Law 

"Dice's Law", short for "Dice's Law of Annoying Team Fortress 2 Memes", is an internet adage asserting that every meme that exists will eventually have an unfunny Team Fortress 2 version of it created. When such a meme is made, it is immediately unfunny and generally annoying to anyone except Team Fortress 2 players.

"John made a video of the Spy from Team Fortress 2 dabbing, thus confirming Dice's Law."

Dice's Law by Hi honey, let's talk June 4, 2021