junk-show

Janky, janktified, worthless

Our janky friend BDef was a total junk-show.

by BD February 26, 2004

Junkdar

A unique attribute of the female gender and gay males; a sense that seeks out a man’s penis as if guided by radar.

Erin's junkdar was honing in on Casey. She really wanted some action and nothing was going to stop her.

by The Caseman October 31, 2006

junkerey

The crap they sell at "jewelery" parties. Generally, the types of parties you are guilted into buying something at only because the person is a single mom or has a deadbeat husband.

Look at that black hills gold and turquoise necklace she has on. It's so bad, it's junkerey.

by Kelly BRCB March 12, 2007

JenksTECH

A large white male who thinks he is gangsta or black because he lives in a ghetto part of town and has friends accociated with gangs. Very strong and big, but slow as molasses in wintertime. Plays football as an offensive and defensive lineman, making him a master of cheating and loopholes. BIG fan of food.

Dude did you hear what JenksTECH did yesterday??

Did he eat a baby again?

Yeah!! It was nuts!

by Will Hess December 24, 2007

junkenstrohish

Junkenstrohish is a word describing a cape coral drivers ed group. The members include Braden, Andrew, and Matt. With the combination of their last name, You recieve the word "Junkenstrohish".

Junkenstrohish are up to drive today.

by Andrewstrohmeier February 5, 2008

junk trip

this is when you feel like you're high, but you're not on drugs or alcohol.

Bob: Dude, I feel like I'm on a junk trip.
Joe: But, you're not high!
Bob: That's the whole point!

by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones October 6, 2008

[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 9, 2009