True Beauty

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Do you know true beauty?

Of course I do I follow Zoe mevorah

by Nottwitter December 01, 2021

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Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 01, 2020

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simple beauty

How a nice hot girl describes an uglier and usually larger girl

Guy: "She's pretty ugly"
Nice hot girl: "No, she's a simple beauty!"

by jerkstore7373728281 January 18, 2014

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baghdad beauty

A guy or girl in uniformed military services that while stationed in Iraq is deemed hot to other military members due to the scarcity of that gender in the area and/or the looseness of the individual while on quarters.

"Man, She thinks she's the queen of this place," said one airman/soldier/sailor/marine.
"I know man she's a real Baghdad Beauty", replied other airman/soldier/sailor/marine.

by WildBill40 February 08, 2014

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