Internet Nazi

Someone who with holds the internet from people. This is mainly adults who only let their kids on the internet for 15 minuets at a time.

The internet Nazi strikes again!

by Celestasia May 9, 2005

Intercontinental necrobeastiality

It's practicioners fly to foreign countries and fuck dead animals that are indigenous to that region.

For instance go to Australia to fuck a dead kangaroo. Or to Africa to fuck a dead ostrich.

by Bob February 16, 2004

Internet for Dummies

America Online

He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies

by DonH October 2, 2003

Internet Zombie

A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.

I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.

by Joe Neubarth July 12, 2007

internet explorer

Mozilla Firefox's bitch.

Firefox pwns Internet Explorer. 'Nuf said.

by Ben December 28, 2005

sarcasm on the internet

Sarcasm on the internet is like winking on the phone.

On chat...

Girl: I really like you.
Boy1: Really?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy2 PM-ing to Boy1: Watch out, remember the sarcasm on the internet thing.

by Barracuda47 October 1, 2008

internet STI

The viruses, add-ware, and spy-ware you get on your computer from downloading porn.

My internet STI is giving me pop-ups!!!

by Fliggs October 3, 2007