Taint of America

The NY Yankees

The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.

by Rudy Pooh June 8, 2018

taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.

Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin

by taint muffin November 16, 2016

Huffing the taint

When you are so close to finding an answer but you're not there yet. You are so close to the answer that you can taste it.

On my final guess of today's Wordle, I was missing one letter. I tell ya, I was huffing the taint on that one.

by the_rat_guzzler September 25, 2025

Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out

After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!

by SausageMoose January 9, 2022

taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.

Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain

by baconbyts May 19, 2017

Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”

by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023

Taint

Is between the anus and scrotum in the male not to be confused for Gooch which is between the anus and vulva in the female.

Todd's boyfriend is very pleased with his new Taint Tickler

by LeakySecretion December 3, 2024