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home shopping network

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.
$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!
by Ninja Disaster June 19, 2003
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Home Turd Advantage

When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)
Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!
by TheBlackList January 11, 2010
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Share at Home Mom

The life-blood of 21st century social media, yet the bane of any respectable social media user.

Share at home moms represent the 1% of the internet that actually click the buttons that Facebook, Twitter and Youtube want you to click. They are the compulsive sharers, likers and awkward commenters on your favorite social media sites that degrade and corrupt our walls, news feeds and carefully planned social media presence.

Unlike the regular, hard-working, barely employed, Gen-Y internet users that represent today's 99%, the share at home moms are so rich with internet access and social media usage that they bring down the social (media) fabric we have worked so hard to create.
Remember that time you tried to post something really cool or funny on your Facebook page, then your mom or your friend's mom swooped in with a cheesy comment that essentially ruined what you were trying to do?

Share at Home Mom.

Every wonder why brands like Clorox Bleach and Tide detergent have so many followers? Why would somebody click "like" on these boring company pages?

Share at Home Mom.

Inundated with agonizingly cheesy chain emails urging you to forward some idiotic story to all your friends?

Share at Home Mom.
by Pelowtz November 30, 2011
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Welcome Home James

A statement made by Marcus Fenix when welcoming James home in Gears of War 4. It is a reference with tremendous symbolism and meaning. It is often quoted by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig
*James opens door*
*Out of the Shadows a face appears*

Marcus Fenix: Welcome Home James.
by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017
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Leaking Mobile Home

The action of cumming in a homeless woman, and while she is cleaning your nut out, you run away with her tent.
Friend: How’d you get that sweet ass tent?
You: I pulled off a leaking mobile home!
by Lil weenr November 30, 2022
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Home Court Advantage

When you wake up "the morning after", having hooked up at your own place, and THEY get to do the walk of shame. Not you.
Man, I'm glad I had home court advantage this morning, I would not have wanted to walk of shame home in the rain!
by Recess February 24, 2011
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stay-home hub

what pornhub renamed itself so you can stay home and enjoy free premium videos of girls who may or may not be underage sucking your cock
brah 1: "Yo dude, you tryna beat the while watching PH?"
brah 2: "Nah bruh, I'm watching stay-home hub with free premium"
by smart hooman April 1, 2020
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