fossilized caterpillar

Is formed when one takes a dump in the middle of the Sahara desert and throws sand on top to cover it up.

On a sunny morning in the Merzouga desert I discovered a fossilized caterpillar hidden in sand only to later discover it was fresh dump.

by Globetrotter69 December 6, 2025

live floss

If someone has traces of sperm still in the mouth after the bj is over, they are said to have "live floss". This term came about after a skank we know had magnified pictures of cracks in her teeth taken at the dentist office, and some stray tadpoles showed up in the pictures.

Don't kiss Betty, she just blew Bill and now she has live floss.

by Billy Bob Joe Mamma April 25, 2008

chopper floss

Pube stuck in teeth after oral sex.

Whoa, after Gloria went down on Esmerelda, she came up with some major chopper floss.

by Mindy Mop Job October 9, 2008

possum floss'um

a sex act where a girl deepthroats you, chokes on your cock,and then uses your pubes as floss while lying on her back

dude, that girl totally did a possum floss'um last night!

by nsanepoltergiest January 18, 2009

cndid flossing

Overt french kissing - ew

Cndid flossing can end up bcomn a sloppy business.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

snowpocalypse fossil

Any missing item found after all the snow from the winter of 2010 has melted away.

This spring I hope I don't run across a snowpocalypse fossil of my missing lab rat.

by bad33067 February 23, 2011