french hot air baloon

when yer lady is in the bathroom gettin ready for bed your busy the whole time makin hot stinky backside wind with your ass inside her empty pillowcase. when its full and she comes out of the other room you put that pillowcase over her head and give it a couple "puffy pats" back and forth. she should come out in a coma or maybe vomit.

when Jane came home from work Tom was waiting behind the door with a french hot air baloon for her.

by dirty danno June 16, 2009

French Revolution

The Act Of Students With Special Needs Barricading Themselves In A Room To Annoy Staff.

K and J started a French Revolution barricaded themselves in the lounge at 9:30 just to make staff stay overtime.

by AHappyMogwai March 12, 2015

French hug

Wrap your significant other in a big hug, and then lick, with a wide tongue, from the base of their neck to the bottom of their ear.

I gave Cassandra a French hug last night, she's a big fan.

by UFCWathcer November 20, 2015

French Letter

A condom. Used to protect against AIDS and HIVs during sex.

Man: I wish I wore a french letter at the prom.

by spartan69er April 22, 2006

frenchies

slang for french knickers

"that girls wearing frenchies, sweet"

by squireB April 5, 2008

french army

36,000 people with their hands in the air.

The french army is the butt of many jokes. The accusations of cowardice are often strongly denied, although never when there's anyone else to hear. Just in case.

by 1phreman April 13, 2009

french oven

When you are getting a BJ under the covers and then you fart.

I made my dick tent into a french oven.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003